"Oh, Miss Pacman, I would sex that bow right off your head. Eat those dots you naughty, naughty girl."
"I have to go, there's a breast reduction on the fourth floor... and I must stop it."
"I got a pink doggie for you. But it's not little."
"That outfit would look better on my floor."
"Oh no, the lasso of truth! Ggngh! I once had a threesome... and not the cool kind!"
"The Todd appreciates hot, regardless of gender."
"I’m gonna go over there and tell that girl my name is beer. Then I’m gonna offer her some beer nuts."
"Sometimes when I'm banging this mattress, I'm thinking about banging that one!"
"Dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum shiny scalpel! De-dum-dum gonna slice him up!"
"So he can call you Smelliot but I can't call you Vagina face?"
"I wonder if gay dudes get turned on by their own wieners?"
"So, once you've got the hole at the bottom of the popcorn box, it's basically just a waiting game."
"Smurfette is hot. Blue boobies."
måndag, oktober 10, 2005
The Todd
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Äh, Dr Cox über alles!
Listen Vanessa Janice Tiffany Amber (in a sing-song voice)Thiessen. I'm gonna go ahead and give ya a little something I call Perry's Perspective. 1. If the guy in front of me in the coffee shop can't decide what he wants in the 30 minutes it takes for him to get to the register, i should be allowed to kill him. 2. I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there'd only be 1 website left, and it would be called Bring Back The Porn. 3rd, and most important, to be respected as a doctor, nay a man, you must me an ocean. You're born alone, you damn sure die alone, (looks over and speaks to a cadaver rolling by) isn't that right spike? My point is, and you may want to jot this down... only the weak need help.
det skulle ta för mkt plats att citera dr cox. OBVIOUSLY. han gör sig bäst på teve.
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